i love my friends so much like it’s probably silly to get that worked up over it but i am constantly amazed by what wonderful people they are and how much happier i am when i’m around them. and like. i feel the need to inform the world and universe. because going to them out of the blue like “i love you so much” would probably be creepy. i just need to say. i love them. i love my friends. my friends are great. great friends. amazing friends
because I’ve been using the browser extension that replaces some words with other words I want it to for about a year (if not longer), it’s been messing with me.
I replaced mainly swear words and their variations with cute words. Here are a few:
Now I GENUINELY think thoughts like, “Ah, man, this is so eggy!” and, “Wow, what the frog”
“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.
The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.
fucking THANK YOU
[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
- what my therapist never taught me (via yourenosaint)
Spread this like wildfire
This online author (x) write terrible articles that only continue societies sexist views
I’m not saying you guys should all tweet at him
PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND GET THE WORD AROUND
:’( it would be a shame if people actually did tweet him and make fun of his awful gross sexist ass: hint do it